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Sabrina The Teenage Witch - Transcripts

Sabrina, Hilda, Zelda, Salem, Edward, Harvey, Mr. Pool, Libby, Jenny, Cee Cee, Jill, Gordie, Drell, Skippy, Principal Larue, Amanda, Marigold, Howard, Mrs. Hecht, Roland, Valerie, Mr. Kraft, Mrs. Quick, The Quizmaster, Cupid, Mrs. Popowski, Dr. Brickman, Dashiell, Justin, Blackbeard, Hook, Nemo, Katrina, Brad, Gail, Dreama, Josh, Marnie, Daniel Boone, Morgan, Roxie, Miles, Jezabelda, Derek, Prof. Carlin, Kevin, Garth, President Banning, and Mike Shelby. They're all here somewhere in the ultimate Sabrina resource.

Transcribed by Paul Booth. The transcripts have been taken from The Sabrina Transcripts. Used with permission.

Season 1

(001) Pilot
(002) Bundt Friday
(003) Terrible Things
(004) The True Adventures Of Rudy Kazootie
(005) Geek Like Me
(006) A Halloween Story
(007) Dream Date
(008) Third Aunt From The Sun
(009) Magic Joel
(010) Sweet & Sour Victory
(011) A Girl And Her Cat
(012) Jenny's Non-Dream
(013) Trial By Fury
(014) Sabrina Through The Looking Glass
(015) Hilda And Zelda: The Teenage Years
(016) Mars Attracts!
(017) Sweet Charity
(018) First Kiss
(019) Meeting Dad's Girlfriend
(020) Cat Showdown
(021) As Westbridge Turns
(022) The Great Mistake
(023) The Crucible
(024) Troll Bride

Season 2

(025) Sabrina Gets Her License (Part I)
(026) Sabrina Gets Her License (Part II)
(027) Dummy For Love
(028) Dante’s Inferno
(029) A Dolls Story
(030) Sabrina, The Teenage Boy
(031) A River Of Candy Corn Runs Through It
(032) Inna-Gadda-Sabrina
(033) Witch Trash
(034) To Tell A Mortal
(035) Oh, What A Tangled Spell She Weaves
(036) Sabrina Claus
(037) Little Big Kraft
(038) Five Easy Pieces Of Libby
(039) Finger Lickin’ Flu
(040) Sabrina And The Beanstalk
(041) The Equaliser
(042) The Band Episode
(043) My Nightmare, The Car
(044) Quiz Show
(045) Fear Strikes Up A Conversation
(046) Rumour Mill
(047) When Teens Collide
(048) Mom Vs. Magic
(049) Disneyworld
(050) Sabrina’s Choice

Season 3

(051) It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Season Opener
(052) Boy, Was My Face Red
(053) Suspicious Minds
(054) The Pom Pom Incident
(055) Pancake Madness
(056) Good Will Haunting
(057) You Bet Your Family
(058) And The Sabrina Goes To...
(059) Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Knows Libby
(060) Christmas Amnesia
(061) Sabrina And The Beast
(062) Whose So-Called Life Is It Anyway?
(063) What Price Harvey?
(064) Sabrina And The Pirates
(065) Mrs. Kraft
(066) Sabrina, The Matchmaker
(067) Sabrina, The Teenage Writer
(068) Salem, The Boy
(069) The Big Sleep
(070) Long And Winding Shortcut
(071) Sandman
(072) Sabrina's Pen Pal
(073) Sabrina's Real World
(074) Silent Movie
(075) The Good, The Bad & The Luau

Season 4

(076) No Place Like Home
(077) Dream A Little Dreama Me
(078) Jealousy
(079) Little Orphan Hilda
(080) Spoiled Rotten
(081) Episode LXXXI: The Phantom Menace
(082) Prelude To A Kiss
(083) Ageing, Not So Gracefully
(084) Love Means Having To Say You're Sorry
(085) Ice Station Sabrina
(086) Salem And Juliette
(087) Sabrina, Nipping At Your Nose
(088) Now You See Her, Now You Don't
(089) Super Hero
(090) Welcome Back, Duke
(091) Salem's Daughter
(092) Love In Bloom
(093) Dreama, The Mouse
(094) The Wild, Wild Witch
(095) She's Baaack!
(096) The Four Faces Of Sabrina
(097) The End Of An Era

Season 5

(098) Every Witch Way But Loose
(099) Double Time
(100) Heart Of The Matter
(101) You Can't Twin
(102) House Of Pi's
(103) The Halloween Scene
(104) Welcome Traveler
(105) Some Of My Best Friends Are Half-Mortal
(106) Lost At 'C'
(107) Sabrina's Perfect Christmas
(108) My Best Shot
(109) Tick-Tock Hilda's Clock
(110) Sabrina's New Roommate
(111) Making The Grade
(112) Love Is A Many Complicated Thing
(113) Sabrina, The Muse
(114) Beach Blanket Bizarro
(115) Witchright Hall
(116) Sabrina, The Activist
(117) Do You See What I See?
(118) Sabrina's Got Spirit
(119) Finally!

Season 6

(120) Really Big Season Opener
(121) Sabrina's Date With Destiny
(122) What's News
(123) Humble Pie
(124) Murder On The Halloween Express
(125) The Gift Of Gab
(126) Thin Ice
(127) Hex, Lies And No Videotape
(128) A Birthday Witch
(129) Deliver Us From E-Mail
(130) Cloud Ten
(131) Sabrina And The Candidate
(132) I Think I Love You
(133) The Arrangement
(134) Time After Time
(135) Sabrina And The Kiss
(136) The Competition
(137) Driving Mr. Goodman
(138) I, Busybody
(139) Guilty!
(140) The Whole Ball Of Wax
(141) I Fall To Pieces

Season 7

(142) Total Sabrina Live!
(143) The Big Head
(144) Call Me Crazy
(145) Shift Happens
(146) Free Sabrina
(147) Sabrina Unplugged
(148) Witch Way Out
(149) Bada-Ping!
(150) Itís A Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas
(151) The Lyin' The Witch And The Wardrobe
(152) Ping Ping A Song
(153) In Sabrina We Trust
(154) Sabrina In Wonderland
(155) Present Perfect
(156) Cirque Du Sabrina
(157) Getting To Nose You
(158) Romance Looming
(159) Spellmanian Slip
(160) You Slay Me
(161) A Fish Tale
(162) What A Witch Wants
(163) Soul Mates

A note from the author, Paul Booth:

In the transcripts on these pages I have tried to reproduce word for word the shows as they were broadcast. The dialog is as accurate as I can make it. The descriptive text however is purely me and my adaptation of what occurs.

As a Briton transcribing an American sit-com there are inevitably a number of American cultural references that are unknown to me. References to people who are not known on this side of the pond. So please if you come across any of these that are incorrect, mail me and let me know.

There are also a number of passages of dialog that are either spoken so quickly or against a noisy background that no amount of listening on my part was able to decipher exactly what was said. I have marked these passages ?*text*? and put between them my nearest estimation of what was said. If you can help, please do.

Note: Season 3, 4 & 6 eps, unlike seasons 1, 2 & 5, are not in strict production number order. Due to anomalies between production and broadcast order some episodes were out of sequence. I've listed them instead in an order to maintain continuity in certain story arcs.


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