Good Will Haunting

Int. Spooky haunted castle. Mist drifts through the candle-lit rooms. A pipe organ strikes up an eirie prelude causing a wolf to howl in the distance. A bat’s slumber is disturbed and it flutters red eyed passed a grinning stone gargoyle. A large leather chair is behind the desk with it’s back to us with a cobweb covered book lying on the desk. A scream of pure, soul wrenching agony emanates from the dark dungeons below. Lightning flashes lighting up the room and the chair slowly turns, revealing it’s occupant wearing a silk housecoat and cravat.

Salem- Good evening. It’s that time of year again children. Halloween! He-he-he-he. Mah-ha-ha-ha-ha. I’ll work on that. Ahem! Tonight’s terrifying episode of ‘Sabrina, The Teenage Witch’ May not be suitable for some parents. Nea-ha-ha. This would be a good time to put them to bed. I’ll wait..... Tum-de-dum-dum-dum .... Oh, Oh that was quick. So, you’re all alone without mummy or daddy? Well there’s been a jail-break! An escaped convict in your neighbourhood! Ooow! Who’s that behind you! Muaaaa! Muaaaa! Ha-ha-ha, made you look. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha...

Run opening credits.

Int. Spellman kitchen. A horrifying scream cuts the morning air. It’s Hilda checking the mail from the Other Realm by the toaster. The scream goes on for an awfully long time before Zelda and Sabrina come running.

Zelda- Hilda! Hilda get a-hold of yourself.

She points creating a magical hand that slaps the hysterical Hilda across the face a few times. Hilda rubs her stinging cheek.

Hilda- Thanks, I needed that.

She hands the cause of her hysteria to Zelda.

Zelda- Oh-no. We’ve been invited to aunt Beulah’s Halloween party again.

Sabrina- Aunt Beulah? I’ve never met her. Does she know the family secret?

Hilda- Her only secret is that she’s managed to throw the dullest Halloween party for the last five-hundred years in a row.

Sabrina- So why don’t you guys go? It’s not like your social life... Oh.

Hilda- (Glaring) We’ve never gone. Come to think of it, we’ve never even met her.

Zelda- And we’re running out of excuses. World Wars one and two, the Chicago fires, not to mention Luke and Laura’s wedding. Oh dear, we have to go.

Sabrina- Oh thank goodness, I was afraid I was going to have fun this Halloween.

Zelda pops the invite back into the toaster.

Zelda- There, We’ve R.S.V.P’d.

Hilda- It stands for Rotten Stupid Vile Party.

Sabrina- Well it’s not like it’s etched in stone.

The Spellman’s kitchen table must be magical also to withstand the impact of the boulder that crashes down onto it from the Other Realm.

Sabrina- (Reading the engraving) ‘The Spellman family confirmed for all hallows eve.’ Is it possible to put a person up for adoption just for one night?

Hilda- Yeah, put me up.

Int. Westbridge High School. Hallway. It’s done out in festive Halloween colours. Mostly black. Even the students wear black including Sabrina and Valerie who are walking to class together.

Valerie- I’ve got the best idea for Halloween. Harvey, Justin, you and me at your house watching scary movies.

Sabrina- Please tell me you haven’t already invited them.

Valerie- No, I learned my lesson from last year. This time I’m telling you before I invite people to your house without telling you.

Sabrina- Good, ‘cause I’d really like to have you guys over but I’ve already promised my aunts... Harvey!

Valerie- And Justin!

Harvey- Sabrina!

Justin- And Valerie!

Sabrina- Let's not break into song okay?

Justin- So what are we doing at Halloween?

Valerie- Watching scary movies at Sabrina’s house.

Harvey- Cool! We’ll get the movies, you get the hoagies.

The boys leave.

Sabrina- Valerie, you invited people to my house again.

Valerie- Sorry. It’s so ironic, it’s the one area of my life I’m really pushy.

Int. Spellman Kitchen.

Sabrina- Please! Please! Please don’t make me go to aunt Beulah’s party. Come on, it’s our first double date.

She follows Zelda through to the dining room.

Sabrina- (Cont.) Come on, I-If you say yes I’ll do all the cooking, the cleaning, the laundry. You wont have to lift your finger for weeks. Come on look at this face.

She puts on her hang-puppydog face.

Zelda- Oh all right, you don’t have to go.

Sabrina hugs her aunt.

Sabrina- Thanks... Are you still going to hold me to that cooking, cleaning, laundry thing?

Int. Spellman Upstairs landing. A ghost sits on the laundry basket. It has pointy black ears and whiskers poking out of it’s white bed-sheet.

Salem- Ooow!

Sabrina- Salem, you look ridiculous.

She pulls the bed-sheet off him.

Salem- You were terrified and you know it.

There’s a bing-bong accompanied by a crash of thunder from the linen closet and Sabrina goes to answer it. A multicoloured floating hat box drifts through the door.

Invisible delivery guy- Special delivery for Sabrina Spellman.

Sabrina- Oh that me.

She pats her pocketless outfit.

Sabrina- (Cont.) Um, would you accept an invisible tip?

Invisible delivery guy- How about if you kiss my invisible behind.

He throws the box at her and the linen closet door slams shut.

Sabrina- (Calling after) It sounds like someone should go back to sorting.

As Sabrina unties the ribbon on the box Zelda and Hilda come up the stairs in their party frocks.

Hilda- Why does Sabrina get to stay home and I have to go?

Sabrina- Hey, aunt Beulah sent me a Halloween present because I can’t make it to her party.

Hilda- She doesn’t have to go and she gets presents?

Sabrina- It’s a Molly Dolly? Whatever happened to a crisp twenty?

Zelda- Oh well dear, she means well.

Sabrina pulls out a doll wearing a gingham dress and lace pinafore, with it’s hair in pig-tails.

Zelda- (Cont.) Listen, if you need to call us we’ve left the number.

Salem- Well this’ll be fun, I haven’t been a chaperone since Alta Monte.

Hilda- I don’t have to go, I’ve just remembered I have free-will.

Zelda- Good.

She takes Hilda by the hand and leads her into the linen closet. Hilda follows docilely. The closet flashes with lightning and they’re off to the Other Realm.

Salem- Okay young lady, you listen and you listen good. There will be no smooching, no...

The front door-bell rings.

Sabrina- (Interrupting) They’re here! Play with my doll.

She dashes down stairs to answer the door.

Int. Spellman living room. Sabrina opens the door.

Valerie- Trick or treat?

Sabrina- Hey, good call on not wearing a costume. Where are the guys.

Frankenstien’s monster (AKA Harvey) and The Mummy (AKA Justin) leap out from each side of the door frame. The guys have gone overboard with the costumes but the only person who screams is Valerie and she knew they were there.

Harvey- Pretty scary huh?

Sabrina- On a lot o’ levels.

A flash of lightning lights up the Westbridge sky as Sabrina’s three guests enter.

Justin- Cool, a storm. I hope my little brothers okay, he’s going as the tin-man.

Valerie- I bet it’s going to rain. A perfect night to watch scary movies.

Sabrina- Yeah.

Harvey hands the videos to Sabrina.

Sabrina- (Cont.) (Reading) ‘Remains of the day’, ‘Enchanted April’, ‘The Bridges of Madison County’?

Harvey- Sorry, we got to the movie-store kinda late and these were the only scary movies we could find.

Sabrina- Well come on in. The hoagies are on, the root-beers chilled.

The guests go on into the living room as Sabrina closes the door. She turns and see her new doll standing on the bottom step of the stairs.

Sabrina- Very funny Salem. Five’s a crowd doll.

She picks it up and tosses it up onto the first landing before going to join the others.

Ext. 1023 Mockingbird Lane. The Other Realm. Aunt Beulah’s large old house. A lone wolf howls in the distance as Zelda bangs the huge metal door-knocker.

Hilda- Now remember...

Zelda- (Interrupting) When you want me to shoot you and put you out of your misery you’ll scratch your nose.

Hilda- Right.

Zelda knocks again and the door creaks open.

Hilda- (Cont.) Now brace yourself for an evening of awkward conversation and disturbing smells.

They enter. Once again the wolf howls and the door slams shut with enough force to dislodge the sign saying ‘1023 Mockingbird Lane’ to reveal another sign beneath. Lightning flashes highlighting the sign which reads ‘INSANE ASYLUM’

Int. Spellman Living Room. Two beauties and two beasts sit on the settee watching a movie. The two beasts simultaneously swing their arms up around the two beauties shoulders. The two beauties look at one another and smile happily. The petite blonde beauty raises her finger in the direction of the light switch and the room dims to a nice romantic ambience. She pops a popcorn into her mouth and senses something behind her, looking round she sees the Molly Dolly sitting on the sideboard behind the settee. The dolls head swivels to look directly back at her, winks and smiles. Sabrina leaps up with a scream.

Valerie- What is it!

Sabrina- Clint Eastwood just took his shirt off. There’s nothing worse than cold popcorn.

She flips the nearly full bowl over her shoulder emptying it and grabs the Molly Dolly.

Sabrina- I’ll-I’ll er I’ll be right back

She dashes into the kitchen.

Int. Spellman Kitchen. Sabrina enters and places the doll on the counter.

Sabrina- You’re just a doll, you didn’t smile at me right?

Molly Dolly- I’m a Molly Dolly.

Sabrina- Salem, please tell me you’re throwing your voice.

Salem- Mmm? Mmm?

A black head emerges out of the decorated cauldron on the kitchen table that’s filled with sweets.

Salem- (Cont.) Not me, too many caramels.

Sabrina looks back nervously at the doll who smiles pleasantly.

Int. An Insane asylum. The Other Realm. Pumpkin-lanterns and dips. Punch and candy-corn. Guests, in assorted fancy-dress, party. Hilda and Zelda try to locate aunt Beulah amongst the crowd of strange strangers. Hilda persistently scratches her nose.

Zelda- Hilda stop it! We’re not leaving until we find aunt Beulah.

Hilda taps a woman on the shoulder to get her attention.

Hilda- Excuse me, are you aunt Beulah?

Delilah- Oh no, I’m Delilah and I’m delighted to meet you. They sound alike, it’s a real conversation starter.

It’s not a bad conversation stopper either.

Hilda- (To Zelda) Okay, she’s not here. Lets go.

On their way out they are stopped by a distinguished European gentleman.

Dr. Egglehoffer- Ladies, please allow me to introduce myself. I am doctor Hans Egglehoffer.

Zelda- The doctor Hans Egglehoffer? The renowned psychiatrist, author and surgeon?

Dr. Egglehoffer- Really, where?

He looks around the crowd.

Dr. Egglehoffer- Oh! That’s me. Ha-ha!

He wanders off into the crowd.

Zelda- This party isn’t going to be boring after all. Doctor Egglehoffer is the foremost authority on slug reproduction.

Hilda- (Sarcastic) Oh ask him if he’s got a friend.

A dapper bearded man walks up to the sisters with sheets of paper in his hand and holds an ear-piece to his ear. He refers to his script.

Guy who thinks he’s Gary Owens- Hi, simply hi. I’m Gary Owens.

Hilda- The TV personality? Oh sure you are.

Guy who thinks he’s Gary Owens- Yes and I also have my own radio show heard nation-wide by fifteen million listeners. Thank you.

He moves on.

Hilda- (Aside to Zelda) He doesn’t even sound like Gary Owens.

A loud woman in a very loud red silk gown with black fur trim strides up.

Aunt Beulah- Is this a fabulous party or what?

Hilda- Well obviously you’ve had a few...

She tips her hand to her mouth.

Hilda- (Cont.) Too many. So after our perfunctory hello’s and good-bye’s to old aunt Beulah we’ll drive you home.

Aunt Beulah- But I am home.

Zelda- But that would make you aunt Beulah.

Aunt Beulah- That’s Me-ee!

Hilda- Aunt Beulah!

She throws open her arms smiling for a big hug.

Aunt Beulah- Darling.

Zelda- We’re so happy we’ve finally made it.

She and Beulah hug.

Aunt Beulah- Well that’s a load of bull-hunky but I love it. (To the room) Listen-up everybody, it’s time for a toast.

A man in a white surgeons overalls presents a tray before everyone.

Bellevuedere- I have been up all night making this candy-corn. Tell me what you think.

Hilda takes some.

Bellevuedere- Be brutal. Be brutal.

Hilda- It’s kinda stale.

Bellevuedere- Monster!

He moves away.

Int. Spellman Kitchen. Sabrina’s still trying to come to terms with her animated Molly Dolly.

Sabrina- Okay, nobody’s seen anything. The night is still salvageable.

Molly Dolly- I’m a Molly Dolly.

Sabrina- Look, I’m sure you’re a very nice dolly...

She doesn’t see Valerie coming up behind her.

Valerie- Sabrina?

Sabrina- (Cont.) ...but I don’t have time...

She spins round surprised.

Sabrina- (Cont.) Valerie!

Valerie- Why are you talking to a doll?

Sabrina- Because... I... don’t believe in hitting them.

Valerie- You have some trick-or-treaters but none of us can open the door.

She goes back to the living room.

Sabrina- (To Salem) Trick-or-treaters? What could they possibly want?

Sabrina decides that she doesn’t have time to deal with the doll right now. She takes it to the bread-box and tosses it inside.

Sabrina- Make sure she doesn’t get out o’ there.

Salem- A little time in the box might do her some good.

Int. Spellman Living Room. Valerie, Frankenstien and the Mummy stand helplessly by while the tricke-or-treaters egg the front door.

Valerie- Wow! Deone has quite an arm.

Sabrina comes up and knocks on the door.

Sabrina- Hey! You kids don’t knock it off I’m going to break out the resins.

An egg splats against the glass right in-front of her face. She grabs the door-handle and a magical shock shoots up her arms making the bones show through her flesh and clothing. She lets go quickly.

Harvey- Are you okay?

Sabrina- Yeah, there must be an electrical storm and... you know how eggs... conduct lightning. I’ll just try the back door,

She picks up the bowl a treats and heads for the kitchen.

Valerie- Here I’ll help you.

Sabrina- No! Look!

She points at the TV and comes over all emotional.

Sabrina- (Cont.) Another Bridge.

She goes to the kitchen.

Harvey- Now I know why my mom loves this movie.

They all head back to the settee.

Int. An Insane asylum. The Other Realm. The party still goes on. Dr. Egglehoffer has an unusual chat-up technique.

Dr. Egglehoffer- (To Zelda) You know you have a fascinating brain. I would love to study it.

Zelda- Oh you’re too kind.

Dr. Egglehoffer- Mind if I take a few measurements.

He sits Zelda down and pulls out a pair of callipers to get a measurement of her scull.

Zelda- Don’t you want to try the cocktail wieners? I hear they’re good.

Guy who thinks he’s Gary Owen- If you like cocktail wieners, then you’ll love our new cheese-log. Made with one-hundred percent cheese and fifty percent log.

Hilda- (To Delilah) I hope this party’s over while I’m still in my five-hundreds.

Delilah laughs long and hard. Longer and harder than is really called for.

Delilah- I don’t get it?

Hilda- Excuse me.

She dashes over to Zelda who’s still being measured and having her bumps felt.

Hilda- Okay, I can’t take it anymore. I’ve had enough of this party and enough candy-corn. I wanna go home.

Zelda- Don’t you think I want to leave? But we can’t during the toast. It would just be rude to leave...

There’s a tap on a glass to get everyone’s attention.

Aunt Beulah- After all these centuries, I’m celebrating Halloween with my dear nieces Hilda and Zelda.

Zelda- ...Now.

Hilda- (Not realising that everyone’s attention is on her) I don’t give a bats behind! I wanna go home!

She looks around at all the shocked faces. Zelda is acutely embarrassed.

Zelda- Well, Um we’ll just be leaving now.

They start to sidle towards the door.

Aunt Beulah- But that’s impossible. Oh Bellevuedere!

The mad surgeon comes over.

Bellevuedere- This is an insane asylum. No-one leaves... Ever.

They all laugh maniacally.

Hilda- It didn’t say that on the invitation.

Int. Spellman Kitchen. Sabrina paces back and forth worried. They are completely locked in. The Molly Dolly sits on the table watching her.

Molly Dolly- I’m a Molly Dolly.

Sabrina- I know. Wait! You’re behind all this. Why did you seal all the doors? How’d you get out of the bread-box? Where’s Salem?

The sound of muffled sobbing can be heard. Sabrina goes over to the bread-box and opens it.

Salem- The <sob> Molly <sob> Dolly <Sob> is <Sob> bad! <sob> Hide me behind the rye and close the door.

Sabrina- You sicken me.

She shuts the bread-box door.

Sabrina- (Cont.) Look Molly-psycho-Dolly, I don’t know what you’re up to but if you don’t unlock this house I’m going to throw you out in the middle of traffic... Well... As s-soon as you’ve... unlocked this house.

Molly Dolly- I’m a Molly Dolly.

Sabrina- Stop that! Can’t you say anything else?

Molly Dolly- I’m a Molly Dolly and I’m gonna get you.

Sabrina- That’s not what I wanted to hear.

Lightning flashes lighting up the kitchen eerily.

Sabrina- (Cont.) Look Molly, I’m not afraid of you. I don’t know if you’re aware of this but I’m a witch.

Molly Dolly- Ooow! I’m scared. Sarcasm not sold separately. He-he-he.

Sabrina’s had enough of the dolls lip and points. a beam of sparking gold power flows from her finger to send the dolly to the nether reaches of another realm. Any realm. But it doesn’t reach it’s target. Crackling green energy shoots from the dolls eyes blocking the sparkling gold and a war of wills and power begins. The battle ebbs back and forth but the dolly comes out on top singeing the end of Sabrina’s finger. Sabrina’s left with no other recourse but to bluster.

Sabrina- Look, I’m warning you, I have friends over.

Molly Dolly- Oh goody. I have friends too.

She turns to the back doors and there’s another flash of crackling green energy. The doors crash off their hinges as Frankenstien’s Monster clumps into the kitchen. This one is not made up fancy dress. It’s made up of various human body parts and badly fitting clothes.

Sabrina- Oh! Um nice to meet you Frank, how’d the operation turn out? Gotta go!

She runs for the living room. Frank grunts and clomps after her.

Int. Spellman Living Room. Valerie and the boys are back on the settee watching the film as Sabrina runs for her life behind them. They hear a growling.

Harvey- (To Justin) Peas repeatin’ on you too, huh?

Frank hears the comment and turns towards the three unsuspecting teenagers. Sabrina has to get him away and thinking fast she picks up Hilda’s violin and scrapes the bow across the strings.

Justin- Is that a violin?

Sabrina- I need the practice. Don’t look I’m very self-conscious.

The trick works and Frank turns back to shut up the awful racket Sabrina’s making. She opens the closet door and as Frank is right on top of her she ducks under his outstretches arm, which doesn’t require much ducking, and swings the door shut again trapping the monster inside. Relieved, she leans back against the closet door.

Sabrina- (To herself) Not the sharpest pencil in the monster box. Ha-ha.

Frank’s fist smashes through the door beside her head

Int. An Insane asylum. The Other Realm. Hilda and Zelda confront Aunt Beulah as a game of imaginary badminton goes on in the background.

Zelda- You can’t just keep us here, we can just zap ourselves out.

The sisters smugly lift their fingers to do just that but nothing happens.

Hilda- What have you done with our magic?

Aunt Beulah- You no-longer have your power, that’s what the candy-corn was for. Oh Bellevuedere!

She turns to look for him but he’s right behind her.

Zelda- You do not understand, we do not belong in an insane asylum. We don’t even like crazy-bread.

Bellevuedere- Maybe we’ll have to subdue you.

He pulls out a foot long syringe with a two feet long needle.

Bellevuedere- (Cont.) It wont hurt a bit. Not me anyway.

Hilda and Zelda- (Together) Run!!

And they do.

Bellevuedere- (To aunt Beulah) Ha. I’m glad I wore my sensible shoes. They were on sale at Favour, the prices were insane!

He runs after the fleeing sisters.

Int. Spellman Living Room. Sabrina’s been busy. Half the furniture in the house is now wedges against the closet door pining the monster within. Now to get her guests out of there.

Sabrina- Okay, it’s late. Time to go. See you at school.

Her three friends just sit staring at the TV with no reaction at all.

Sabrina- (Cont.) I’m looking at a still photo. MOVE!

Valerie- It’s only eight forty-five.

Harvey- And the doors are stuck.

Sabrina- I’m pretty sure that my porch is wide open.

Molly Dolly- Not anymore.

They all turn round to find the Molly Dolly sat on the sideboard again.

Molly Dolly- (Cont.) Don’t go, the knife... I mean night has just begun.

Sabrina- And they say she's the next Teddy Ruxpin.

Molly Dolly- Who turned out the lights? Ha-ha-ha.

All the lights in the house go out and the doll glows brightly. All four teenagers look to camera and scream.

Molly Dolly- (Cont.) Me!

Sabrina- That’s it, I’m calling my aunts for help.

She grabs he phone, dials and stands holding it to her ear after a moment she lets out a frightened sob.

Sabrina- (Cont.) The phones dead.

Molly Dolly- If you’re a teenager scared out of your wits, press the pound key now.

Sabrina- Listen, I shouldn’t tell you this but it may be our only chance for survival. That doll has magical powers, it’s out to get all of us! RUN! HIDE! SAVE YOURSELVES!

Her friends laugh enjoying the show.

Justin- Sabrina, when you do a prank you go all-out. I heard about your river of candy-corn.

Sabrina- It’s not a prank! We’re never going to get to see ‘Enchanted April’!

They laugh again and the Molly Dolly joins in.

Int. An Insane asylum. The Other Realm. Hilda and Zelda run through tiled hospital style corridors and come upon a door with an exit sign on it.

Hilda- Right, I think we’ve lost Bellevuedere. Luckily we were running and he was... frolicking.

Zelda- Oh great, an exit. We can escape.

She opens the door to be confronted by Dr. Egglehoffer bobbling his bottom-lip with his finger. she closes it again.

Zelda- Nope! Just an escape from reality.

Delilah comes running up excited.

Delilah- Quick! Bellevuedere’s coming. I know a way out.

Hilda- Oh thank goodness Delilah. You’re the only sane person here.

Delilah- Delilah? My names not Delilah, it’s Fred. Don’t make me turn this car around. Brrrmm, brrmm. Brrrrmmmmmm....

She drives her imaginary car off down the corridor.

Hilda- Strange, I never thought I’d die this way.

Zelda- Not really funny-ha-ha.

Hilda- Oh.

Bellevuedere come up panting.

Bellevuedere- Not funny-ha-ha? Ha-ha-ha-hu-hu-he-he-ha. Well I thought it was funny.

Hilda and Zelda turn to camera and scream before running off back down the corridor with Bellevuedere on the trail.

Int. Spellman living room. The search is on. Cupboards are opened, chair cushions lifted. everyone’s looking somewhere except the Molly Dolly.

Sabrina- There’s gotta be a flash-light around here somewhere.

Molly Dolly- Are we afraid of the dark?

Justin- Can we take out her batteries or somethin’?

Sabrina- I can’t find a candle, a match, a torch. There’s never an angry mob around when you need one.

Molly Dolly- Here’s some light.

They all turn round to find the doll holding a candle.

Valerie- Maybe we could put a bag over her head.

Molly Dolly- (Singing) Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a scream.

Harvey- Sabrina, I know you went to a lot of trouble but sometimes pranks can go too far.

As if that’s the signal, lightning flashes lighting up the dark room as the closet door and all the furniture piled up in front of it goes flying letting Frankenstien’s monster out. While the corps of rootintootinkartoon the king of the Nile comes strolling down the stairs looking like he’s been in a bad accident. What with all the bandages and all.

Harvey- (Cont.) See? This is exactly what I was talking about.

The four teenagers turn to camera and scream before they start running.

‘The Monster Mash’ plays through the following. They run into the kitchen through the dining room and grab kitchen chairs to jam the door closed after them. With the door well blocked they smile with relief until the door opens. Sabrina’s forgotten it’s a two-way hinge. They turn to camera and scream before running away.

Int. An Insane asylum. The Other Realm. Zelda and Hilda are still on the run. Well Hilda’s running while pushing Zelda on a hospital gurney. They’re chased by Aunt Beulah pushing Dr. Egglehoffer in a wheel chair.

Int. Spellman Living Room. Frankie’s given up chasing humans and sits on the settee watching ‘Enchanted April’ He pulls a Kleenex from a box to wipe his eyes and hands one to the Frankenstien’s monster beside him. Harvey takes it and dabs his eyes. They look at each other then turn to camera and scream before running in opposite directions.

Int. Spellman Upstairs Landing. Sabrina’s chased past by Frankie. Then chased the other way by a werewolf.

Int. An Insane asylum. The Other Realm. Delilah's switched her car for a bath tub with Bellevuedere inside rowing.

Int. Sabrina’s bedroom. Sabrina’s flipping through the pages of her magic book by candlelight. The music fades.

Sabrina- What am I going to do? There’s no spell to stop killer dolls.

Salem- Well at least find one to turn on the lights.

She finds one.

Sabrina- I don’t believe this. Clap on.

She claps her hands and the lights come on.

Sabrina- Well good, we have light. Maybe now we have a fighting chance against Molly. Come on Salem.

Int. An Insane asylum. The Other Realm. Hilda and Zelda are getting a good work out. They haven’t run this much in centuries. They screech to a stop by a signpost. One arrow points to the laboratory. The other says ‘Exit no kidding’ Hilda looks in the direction the exit sign is pointing.

Hilda- Oh wait! There’s the exit, let’s go.

Zelda- No! They’re not going to fool us this time. I’m on to them. Laboratory my eye.

With a nod of agreement they enter the doorway marked Laboratory and enter... a Laboratory. They’re all waiting for them. Bellevuedere drops the net over the hapless pair and they’re caught.

Hilda- I don’t know about you but I wish we’d tried that door marked exit.

Dr. Egglehoffer- How kind of you to join us. I realise you’ve been captured, I’m just being ironic. Come here.

He drags the struggling Zelda over to a wooden chair covered in leather straps while Aunt Beulah and Delilah pull Hilda to a matching one beside it.

Dr. Egglehoffer- (Cont.) Sit. Sit en ze here.

Once they are both helplessly strapped in and have the copper helmets with all the wires coming out of it strapped to their heads.

Dr. Egglehoffer- (Cont.) Now, I vill attempt to svitch your brains vith ze brains of zese two chickens over zere.

The chickens are sat on a table with smaller copper helmets on.

Zelda- What?! You will do no such thing.

Bellevuedere- You should o’ heard the chickens complaining.

Aunt Beulah- Your lucky, usually his experiments are kinda crack-pot.

At the gramophone.

Guy who thinks he’s Gary Owen- And that was ‘They’re coming to take me away’. Next up, ‘They’re coming to take me away’.

Dr. Egglehoffer- Let the experiment begin.

He flicks the old-fashions lever switch. Hilda and Zelda begin to vibrate and shake in there seats and the chickens look worried too.

Int. Spellman Upstairs Landing. The Molly Dolly is stood on the linen basket looking around.

Molly Dolly- Everyone’s hiding. Come out, come out wherever you are.

She doesn’t see Sabrina sneaking up behind her. Sabrina pounces dragging the doll to the floor.

Sabrina- That’s it! You’re going down you little plastic nightmare.

But Molly’s not going down without a fight. The two roll about on the floor. First Sabrina gets the upper hand and then Molly. They are both thrown about and bruised. Sabrina pins Molly down but Molly fire’s off a bolt of crackling green power. Sabrina ducks to the side just in time and flips Molly over so she can’t use her eyes.

Sabrina- Your winking days are over.

She grabs a scarf that’s hanging out of the linen basket and ties it over Molly’s eyes as Salem pops his head out of the basket.

Salem- Way to go Sabrina! My plan to pretend I was a coward worked.

Sabrina- Ah! Okay, now all I have to do is go wrestle Frankenstien, The Mummy and all those other freaks. I’ll go and get my aunts.

Molly Dolly- You’ll never get away with this.

Sabrina- You’d better hope aunt Beulah saved your receipt.

She duck into the linen closet and is gone.

Salem- You don’t toy with Sabrina, especially if you’re a toy.

Molly Dolly- Oh really.

Salem- Huh?

He turns to find Molly is in the linen basket with him and her blindfold is off.

Salem- (Hoarse whisper) Sabrina! Somebody help me.!

Int. An Insane asylum. The Other Realm. The laboratory.

Guy who thinks he’s Gary Owen- Next up, ‘Crazy’.

Sabrina enters and walks straight over to Hilda and Zelda.

Sabrina- Oh aunt Hilda, aunt Zelda, you’ve gotta help me. Aunt Beulah’s doll is whacko. Harvey, Valerie and Justin are gonna die! What am I gonna do?

Zelda- Bawk-bauk bauk bawk!

Hilda- Bauk-bauk-bauk. Bauk-cawk!

Sabrina- Could you be a little bit more specific?

Dr. Egglehoffer- (To Sabrina) You have a lovely cranium my dear. Mind if I borrow it?

Chicken #1- You leave her alone. Sabrina, over here.

Sabrina walks over to the two chickens as though this is nothing out of the ordinary.

Sabrina- Okay, so what am I gonna do?

Chicken #1- Well first we’ve got to figure out how we can... not be chickens anymore.

Aunt Beulah- You must be Sabrina. Everyone, I want you to meat my great-niece Sabrina.

Delilah- Hey! That’s my name too.

Chicken #1- Aunt Beulah, please don’t turn Sabrina into a chicken. She’s so young.

Chicken #2- And high schools so... Oh-no! Something’s happening to me. I’m laying an egg.

Bellevuedere- Well that’s what happened to me when I tried to do ‘Music Man’ in dinner theatre.

Aunt Beulah- Don’t worry, nothings going to happen to Sabrina. This isn’t an insane asylum, it’s a theme-party.

Chicken #1- You mean this whole thing is a joke?

Aunt Beulah- If you had come to my last five hundred parties you would know.

Delilah- Last year we had a prison riot.

Sabrina- Excuse me, I hate to be the only adult here but.. I have a problem with my doll!

Aunt Beulah- Oh-no! I hope I didn’t send you the wrong one.

She picks up the two chickens.

Aunt Beulah- (Cont.) Zelda and Hilda, Let's go.

Chicken #2- Look, I know it’s healthy staying away from red meat... but change me back!

Int. Spellman Living Room. Things are getting out of control. Frankenstiens monster has Harvey hanging upside down by his ankles. The Mummy has Valerie in his arms and Dracula’s bride is trying to get her teeth into Justin’s neck. Sabrina returns with Aunt Beulah and the gratefully restored Hilda and Zelda.

Molly Dolly- Isn’t this fun? He-he.

Sabrina- (To Aunt Beulah) D’you see what she’s doing?

Aunt Beulah- Oh what’s the problem? This is the right doll. I thought Molly would be fun for Halloween.

Zelda- No, you see in this realm we don’t give toys like this to children.

Aunt Beulah- Fine, I’ll stop her. A-a-hem... Auauauauauauauaauauauaa!

Molly Dolly- I’ll stop terrorising if you stop yelling.

Aunt Beulah- Deal.

Molly Dolly- Okay guys, pack it up. Parties over.

Frankie drops Harvey. The Mummy drops Valerie and the bride of Dracula lets up on Justin. The three terrified teenagers run for the safety of the far wall. Sabrina starts laughing and she’d joined by Zelda and Hilda.

Sabrina- Ah! You should have seen the look on your faces. A great prank huh?

Harvey- Yeah, It was great... but we were on to you.

Sabrina- So do you guys wanna stay and watch the rest of the movies?

Harvey, Valerie and Justin- (Together) No!

They run for the door as Sabrina sits dejected and alone on the settee.

Zelda- Oh honey, are you okay? Bauk-awk! ‘Scuse me.

Sabrina- Oh sure, it’s not everyday a girl has Frankenstien, The Mummy, a vampire, the headless horseman and a werewolf on her double-date.

Aunt Beulah- Molly, I didn’t tell you to send a werewolf.

Molly Dolly- And I didn’t.

The werewolf walks in from the dining room with Salem in his arms. He’s stroking him behind the ears.

Salem- I think I’ve finally got him calmed down. Don’t make any sudden noises.

Int. Spooky haunted castle where it all began. Salem is still at the desk in his silk housecoat.

Salem- Was it real?

Run credits.

Salem- (Cont.) Or wasn’t it? I know that was scary but don’t worry kids. It’s all behind us now.

Int. Spellman kitchen. A horrifying scream cuts the morning air. It’s Hilda checking the mail from the Other Realm by the toaster. The scream goes on for an awfully long time before Zelda and Sabrina come running.

Zelda- Hilda! Hilda get a-hold of yourself.

She points creating a magical hand that slaps the hysterical Hilda across the face a few times. Hilda rubs her stinging cheek.

Hilda- Thanks, I needed that.

She hands the cause of her hysteria to Zelda.

Zelda- Oh-no. We’ve been invited to aunt Beulah’s Halloween party again.

Sabrina- Aunt Beulah? I’ve never met her.

Salem lifts his head from where he’s dozing on the counter-top, turns to camera and screams.

Salem- It never ends!

He screams and screams.